i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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