i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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