if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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