the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
tell me about the fingering
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