Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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