I can tuck mytits in my pants
too bad you live with your parents still
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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