paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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