She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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