Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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