talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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