She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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