plz talk dirty to me
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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