Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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