I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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