Just cropdusted the office
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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