I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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