If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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