Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize