i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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