Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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