I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
my poor anus
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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