so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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