Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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