Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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