When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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