He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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