Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
babies were throwing up all over the place
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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