I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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