just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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