whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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