it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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