I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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