I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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