At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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