Only a mothe r could love this liver
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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