Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If that was your dad, he is hot
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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