I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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