covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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