her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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