At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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