Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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