My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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