Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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