I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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