girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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