I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize
