I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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