i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
this will be a night to untag.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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