would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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