so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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