we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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