I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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