put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
well you can't waste a boner
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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