sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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